If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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