Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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