I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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