So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
