GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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