I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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