STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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