their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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