I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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