if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
