You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
