so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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