Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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