Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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