On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We had sex on a dog bed..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
