I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
