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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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