he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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