Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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