i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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