rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just high enough for therapy.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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