you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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