just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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