I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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