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Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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