Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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