Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
