Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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