Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Life without a bra equals bliss.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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