What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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