So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm jealous of your bromance
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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