WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
im holly from the hills drunk
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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