were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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