Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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