Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she smelled like a LAN party
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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