What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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