i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm passing your future prison.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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