She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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