: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The best revenge is premature balding
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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