She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
so let's talk penis.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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