Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
