i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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