As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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