thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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