if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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