We're facebook friends in real life
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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