U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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