Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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