when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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