it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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