If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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