there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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