he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Welp...herpes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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