i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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