Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
This is my gift to your gina
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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