we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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